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Old 02-15-2006, 12:32 PM   #1
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Default What my dad does for a living...

Took this from another board

Little David was in the 5th grade class in Seattle when the
teacher asked the children what there fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up:fireman, policeman,
salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically
quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My Father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar
and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out
to the alley with some guy and make love to
him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some
coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is
that really true about your father?"

"No", said Davis, He was an official at the Superbowl
game, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front
of the other kids!"


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Old 02-15-2006, 01:48 PM   #2
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Old joke and normally it is used for a kid who's dad plays for a specific team, not an official at the Super Bowl who blew one call for the seahawks.

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Old 02-15-2006, 05:18 PM   #3
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Same old joke with ridiculous changes! Ha Ha!
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Old 02-16-2006, 12:30 PM   #4
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What do you guys expect?He's a Cowpatties fan for goodness sakes.
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Yuck Fou troll....
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I knew you Shittsburgh Steeler fans would get mad.

Looks like my work here is done.
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Who was holding the Lombardi this year shithead?

THOSE PITTSBURGH STEELERS BITCH!
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Who was holding the Lombardi this year shithead?

THOSE PITTSBURGH STEELERS BITCH!
Should be the refs you **** sucker!
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I knew you Shittsburgh Steeler fans would get mad.

Looks like my work here is done.
I'm personally not mad. Why would I be? We won the Super Bowl..lol. I was simply pointing out that the joke is old and used up.
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