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Old 09-13-2010, 11:08 AM   #11
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He also had a glass of wine. Commish is rumored to bump the suspension up to 8 games since he had two small glass's of it or possible 9 because he used a straw.

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BREAKING NEWS

DUNGY CALLED IN TO MENTOR BIG BEN

Fresh off his stint of teaching Michael Vick how to not kill dogs, Tony Dungy, The Great Orator and Communicator with the Divine Himself, has been called in to counsel Ben Roethlisberger.

Roethlisberger had been making strides in rehabilitating his public image - actions that got his six-game suspension reduced to four - but a recent trip to a bar in Oxford, Ohio to watch the Steelers game on Sunday sent Commissioner Adolf Goodell into a tirade.

"We're all very happy to know that Ben has been working hard at improving his behavior," Goodell said. "But when I heard that he was in a bar watching his teammates play on Sunday, I immediately started punching babies. A grown man who has never been formally charged with a crime has absolutely no business being in a public drinking establishment. That's why I immediately called up God and had him send Tony Dungy down to set Ben straight."

Dungy rode his golden charoit over to Roethlisberger's off-season home in Findlay, Ohio and has immediately taken control. Roethlisberger is scheduled to be flogged with a scourge every day this week for his actions, in between routine passing drills with several undrafted free agents.

"Anything I can do to make him more like Peyton Manning, I'm prepared to," said Dungy. "He needs to learn that when you're an an NFL quarterback, you're more than just a superb athlete and teammate. You're a messenger for God Himself and it's your mission to deliver the Word every Sunday to people who stayed home from church to watch the game."
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Old 09-13-2010, 11:35 AM   #13
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BREAKING NEWS

DUNGY CALLED IN TO MENTOR BIG BEN

Fresh off his stint of teaching Michael Vick how to not kill dogs, Tony Dungy, The Great Orator and Communicator with the Divine Himself, has been called in to counsel Ben Roethlisberger.

Roethlisberger had been making strides in rehabilitating his public image - actions that got his six-game suspension reduced to four - but a recent trip to a bar in Oxford, Ohio to watch the Steelers game on Sunday sent Commissioner Adolf Goodell into a tirade.

"We're all very happy to know that Ben has been working hard at improving his behavior," Goodell said. "But when I heard that he was in a bar watching his teammates play on Sunday, I immediately started punching babies. A grown man who has never been formally charged with a crime has absolutely no business being in a public drinking establishment. That's why I immediately called up God and had him send Tony Dungy down to set Ben straight."

Dungy rode his golden charoit over to Roethlisberger's off-season home in Findlay, Ohio and has immediately taken control. Roethlisberger is scheduled to be flogged with a scourge every day this week for his actions, in between routine passing drills with several undrafted free agents.

"Anything I can do to make him more like Peyton Manning, I'm prepared to," said Dungy. "He needs to learn that when you're an an NFL quarterback, you're more than just a superb athlete and teammate. You're a messenger for God Himself and it's your mission to deliver the Word every Sunday to people who stayed home from church to watch the game."
that is great...lol
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Old 09-13-2010, 11:35 AM   #14
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BREAKING NEWS

DUNGY CALLED IN TO MENTOR BIG BEN

Fresh off his stint of teaching Michael Vick how to not kill dogs, Tony Dungy, The Great Orator and Communicator with the Divine Himself, has been called in to counsel Ben Roethlisberger.

Roethlisberger had been making strides in rehabilitating his public image - actions that got his six-game suspension reduced to four - but a recent trip to a bar in Oxford, Ohio to watch the Steelers game on Sunday sent Commissioner Adolf Goodell into a tirade.

"We're all very happy to know that Ben has been working hard at improving his behavior," Goodell said. "But when I heard that he was in a bar watching his teammates play on Sunday, I immediately started punching babies. A grown man who has never been formally charged with a crime has absolutely no business being in a public drinking establishment. That's why I immediately called up God and had him send Tony Dungy down to set Ben straight."

Dungy rode his golden charoit over to Roethlisberger's off-season home in Findlay, Ohio and has immediately taken control. Roethlisberger is scheduled to be flogged with a scourge every day this week for his actions, in between routine passing drills with several undrafted free agents.

"Anything I can do to make him more like Peyton Manning, I'm prepared to," said Dungy. "He needs to learn that when you're an an NFL quarterback, you're more than just a superb athlete and teammate. You're a messenger for God Himself and it's your mission to deliver the Word every Sunday to people who stayed home from church to watch the game."
Best post I've possibly EVER seen. Bravo dude. F_cking BRAVO!
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question now ... can ben change dungy and turn him into a womanizing freak???lol
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LOL, thanks folks! Glad you liked that.

As I'm sure you can tell, I get really annoyed with the sports media's worship of Dungy. They act like that guy has never done anything wrong in his entire life and was the greatest coach who ever lived, when in actuality he just lucked out that he had a really good QB on his team. I'd like to see how many times the Colts would have made it to the playoffs if they had someone other than Peyton Manning at QB.
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what???? you dont bow down to the all great dungy????
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So what if Ben was in a bar. Lots of people go there to watch the games. Maybe the game wasnt on his tv, perhaps the bar has Sunday Ticket.
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i always watch the game at the bar if the steelers aren't on the local tv listings

gives me an excuse to go out and eat some nachos lol
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i always watch the game at the bar if the steelers aren't on the local tv listings

gives me an excuse to go out and eat some nachos lol
that last comment could be made into something totally different...

yeah, that is it, ben went to a bar for some nachos..lol
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