Dumbest quotes EVER...

[Suitanim]

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
Live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
Then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
Which is why I would not live forever,"


--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
All over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
To be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
Death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey


"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
Important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign


"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
Lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.


"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
Our papers. We are the president."
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
Subpoenaed documents.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
The impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

--Dan Quayle


"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
Clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst

[melroseplace]

haha a couple of those made me chuckle..

[augustashark]

[QUOTE=Suitanim]Answer:

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
The impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--LITP, Vice President



I thought this one was the funniest!

[luvmysteelers]

"Is this chicken what I'm eating, or fish? I mean, I know its tuna, but it says Chicken of the Sea"-Jessica Simpson

[3 to be 4]

"The Patriots will just run out the clock here"

"Nah. Nah, i dont agree with what they are doing here. If they had better field position i would say, yes, but not here"

"they are still 40 yards away from any field goal try"

"Now, I kind of like what the Patriots are doing"

"I'll say this for them. Charlie Weis is lettin it all hang out. these guys are not only trying these play but they are making these plays"

"What Tom Brady just did gives me goosebumps"

- John Madden during the Patriots GW drive in SB 36

[tony hipchest]

good stuff suit. john madden represented a good one. time is a precious commodity in a footbal game. why waste it?

i will add:

"we are world champions of the world" - rob dibble '90 reds

[83-Steelers-43]

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

[3 to be 4]

"Thats what they get for building a stadium so close to the ocean"

- Red Sox pitcher Oil Can Boyd commenting on bad weather conditions at Clevelands Municipal Stadium in 1986.

[augustashark]

"We sucked, we sucked so bad that we looked like we were helping a sheep over the fence"

B.Bellichick-Patriots Head Coach.

[Stlrs4Life]

Mission Accomplished--- no need to tell who said it.