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Old 03-07-2006, 08:39 AM   #1
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:





40-ish...........................................49

Adventurous..............................Slept with everyone

Athletic......................................... No tits

Average looking......................Ugly

Beautiful.......................................Pa thological liar

Contagious Smile.....................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure.................On medication

Feminist........................................Fa t

Free spirit.....................................Junkie

Friendship first............................Former Slu*t

Fun............................................... ...Annoying

New-Age......................................Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned.............................No BJ's

Open-minded..............................Desperate

Outgoing.......................................Lou d and Embarrassing

Passionate..................................Sloppy drunk

Professional................................Bitch

Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

Large frame.................................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate........................Stalker





WOMEN'S ENGLISH TRANSLATED



1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want..

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?



MEN'S ENGLISH TRANSLATED



1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay


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Old 03-07-2006, 08:46 AM   #2
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lol. good stuff there
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Old 03-07-2006, 12:01 PM   #3
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So so so so so so true!
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I am tired = I am tired, but will still have sex!
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funny.........
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