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Old 10-13-2010, 11:55 PM   #1
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Default Thank God! The Chilean miners are safe and rescued.

... so has anyone heard any good miner jokes?

i havent, but i guess i could make up a few.

-how do you get 33 trapped miners out of a mine?
throw down a bar of soap.

-wife of miner: "honey, i have a confession. while you were trapped down there i thought i would never see you again, and had an affair."
husband: "thats okay dear... i discovered i was extremely gay."

-rumor has it that the miners wouldve been extracted much sooner, but the donkey operating the pulley system to the FENIX cage slid down a cliff in a mudslide, and there was a 28 day effort to rescue him.

too soon?

(oh and congrats to the men and all involved in the rescue efforts)
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Default Re: Thank God! The Chilean miners are safe and rescued.

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too soon?

Everyone's safe, and they're probably going to make more money off of this than they would have in the next 10 years of mining. Soooo.....carry on.

Beats baby Jessica by far.
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Default Re: Thank God! The Chilean miners are safe and rescued.

How about the wife of one saying that the girlfriend should greet him when he comes up... She didn't want to be anywhere near the rescue site.
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