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Old 10-21-2010, 11:26 PM   #1
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Default Goodell Announces NEW rule changes for 2011 lock-out season

Effective immediately, anyone caught drinking alcohol or beer inside a bar will be fined $500. this will reduce brain damage and potential brawls between patrons.

Anyone caught opperating a motor vehicle on a highway or interstate will be fined $2500 in an effort to reduce unneccessary injuries and even death.

Firefighters will no longer be allowed to enter a structure that is on fire.

all military will receive new equipment including rubber bullets. Conventional ammunition will be banned to reduce violent and egregious acts. Kevlar will also be banned to give the orffense an advantage.

Due to his superb job as commisioner of the NFL, the world boxing federation has appointed him commish to increase ratings vs MMA while reducing injuries and "punch drunk" boxers.

Starting next year all boxers will remove the gloves and resort to open handed slaps.
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Default Re: Goodell Announces NEW rule changes for 2011 lock-out season

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Effective immediately, anyone caught drinking alcohol or beer inside a bar will be fined $500. this will reduce brain damage and potential brawls between patrons.
Except for Bud Lite, the official beer of the National Football League.
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