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Old 05-09-2006, 12:20 AM   #1
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Default Something To Offend Everyone

What do you call a smart blonde?
-- A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
-- Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
-- 45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
-- 45 minutes.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
-- None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
-- Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
-- They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
-- Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
-- After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
-- The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.

Why does the bride always wear white?
-- Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the
biggest boobs?
-- The blonde, because she's 18.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
-- "Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
-- Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
-- Everyone has the same DNA.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
-- A speech impediment.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
-- Boobs don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
-- He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
-- Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front the cage,
along with a recipe.

What's the Cuban National Anthem?
- Row row row your boat.

What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern
fairytale?
-- A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale
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"'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."

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Old 05-09-2006, 12:25 AM   #2
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Offensive humor is always the funniest.
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Old 05-09-2006, 06:49 AM   #3
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What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front the cage,
along with a recipe.
This is funny!
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Politically correct?...uh....no

Funny as hell?.....YES


LOL...kudos!!
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