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Old 12-31-2010, 09:50 PM   #1
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Default Will Steelers' D lead in the stats at season's end?

Mattsme has offered to put up his entire Milli Vanilli collection on CD & DVD to whoever is willing to bet against us that Steelers' D will be Numero Uno after Sunday in total yards as well as points. It's no mean feat, as they would have to hold off the mighty Colt McCoy and a god-like Peyton Hillis (assuming God is white, and a running back.)

Meanwhile, the current top defense - San Diego - is up against [drumroll please[] Tim Tebow. Tim has a new girlfriend, as any of you with Google know, and will no doubt be distracted, thinking about her succulent breasts and milky thighs... or is it milky breasts and succulent thighs? Is he dating a bucket of KFC or what?

Anyhow, the long and the short of it is that Mr. Tebow will be lucky to muster 250 net yards against the Chargers. This means that our Steelers will need to hold the mighty, fearsome Cleveland Browns to under 50 net yards!!!!! It will be a chore, to be sure. However, we are confident that it can be done, so much so that we are willing to risk parting with the collected works of the objects of Matt's sycophantic boy-crush, Milli Vanilli.

Any takers?
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this is such a retarded thread, what the hell succulent chicken tighs, wtf and you really think we google tebow every second to see who he is ****ing????????
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this is such a retarded thread, what the hell succulent chicken tighs, wtf and you really think we google tebow every second to see who he is ****ing????????
Your name is JIZZBALLZ!!

Steelers will not be leading in scoring defense after the game.
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Mattsme has offered to put up his entire Milli Vanilli collection on CD & DVD to whoever is willing to bet against us that Steelers' D will be Numero Uno after Sunday in total yards as well as points. It's no mean feat, as they would have to hold off the mighty Colt McCoy and a god-like Peyton Hillis (assuming God is white, and a running back.)

Meanwhile, the current top defense - San Diego - is up against [drumroll please[] Tim Tebow. Tim has a new girlfriend, as any of you with Google know, and will no doubt be distracted, thinking about her succulent breasts and milky thighs... or is it milky breasts and succulent thighs? Is he dating a bucket of KFC or what?

Anyhow, the long and the short of it is that Mr. Tebow will be lucky to muster 250 net yards against the Chargers. This means that our Steelers will need to hold the mighty, fearsome Cleveland Browns to under 50 net yards!!!!! It will be a chore, to be sure. However, we are confident that it can be done, so much so that we are willing to risk parting with the collected works of the objects of Matt's sycophantic boy-crush, Milli Vanilli.

Any takers?
Who gives a shit. Stats don't win games!
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this is such a retarded thread, what the hell succulent chicken tighs, wtf and you really think we google tebow every second to see who he is ****ing????????
This comes as a complete shock. I would have assumed someone with a name like jizzballz would have a true appreciation for the artistic and cultural treasure I am putting on the line here.

Come on man, my Milli Vanilli against your Chuck Norris prosthetic beard collection. Man up!
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Your name is JIZZBALLZ!!

Steelers will not be leading in scoring defense after the game.
what's wrong with jizzballz.

i dont see anything wrong with it, should i name myself markanthony1103457

or robot1234 or clone69732169 or have the hitman code bar as my username, im using something unique and not taken before.

mattsme, lol
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Mattsme has offered to put up his entire Milli Vanilli collection on CD & DVD to whoever is willing to bet against us that Steelers' D will be Numero Uno after Sunday in total yards as well as points. It's no mean feat, as they would have to hold off the mighty Colt McCoy and a god-like Peyton Hillis (assuming God is white, and a running back.)

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this thread delivers.

as funny as it (and jizzballz) is, it is a farce cause i know mattsme's milli vanilli collection is on vinyl.

rico, you better throw in your Right Said Fred door poster.

while i agree the stats dont matter it is fun to watch and root for our team to come out #1 in those regards. i think its a feather in the coaching staffs cap.

i was a bit pissed in 2008 when the cardinals only ran e. james 6 times for like 5 yards and gave minnesota the rushing defense title.

otherwise the SB champ steelers woulda had the trifecta in #1 pass, rush, and overall defense + #1 scoring defense (which hasnt been done since like the 91 reggie white/seth joyner/jerome brown eagles.
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Old 01-01-2011, 07:36 PM   #9
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this thread delivers.

as funny as it (and jizzballz) is, it is a farce cause i know mattsme's milli vanilli collection is on vinyl.

rico, you better throw in your Right Said Fred door poster.

while i agree the stats dont matter it is fun to watch and root for our team to come out #1 in those regards. i think its a feather in the coaching staffs cap.

i was a bit pissed in 2008 when the cardinals only ran e. james 6 times for like 5 yards and gave minnesota the rushing defense title.

otherwise the SB champ steelers woulda had the trifecta in #1 pass, rush, and overall defense + #1 scoring defense (which hasnt been done since like the 91 reggie white/seth joyner/jerome brown eagles.
That's right! I had forgotten about that game, or blocked it out. Now I remember screaming at my computer watching the stat line for that Minnesota game. Oh, well.

It is nice seeing the accomplishments and stats pile up. If your team is winning with poor numbers, there's a chance you're rooting for the New York Jets. My point being that although the stats are not of prime importance, they are clearly related to wins, unless you win on pure luck (as indeed the Jets were doing for much of the season.)

And for the record, my door posters are Frankie Goes to Hollywood and Dead or Alive. I would never put Right Said Fred on my walls. Yuck.
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how about you culture club bobble head collection ric ?
or your pet shop boys lunchbox ?
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