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Old 01-18-2011, 12:24 AM   #1
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Default Baltimore Raven Poetry

Hey guys. Today I had to write a poem off of the top of my head for English class. After sitting here with a blank stare on my face for about a half hour, the topic hit me. Write a poem about the Ravens! What better topic than the Ratbirds! So here is my poem, I'm no Walt Whitman but hopefully some of you might get a few laughs!

My name is Joe Flacco
Now I知 out of the pocket
I look like a wacko
Harrison is coming like a rocket
Now I am sacked
Wow that really hurt
My memory is black
I should have worn a skirt

My name is Ray Lewis
My lawyer was great
I look like I知 clueless
I can稚 get a date
I blame it on the offense when we fail
I知 thankful my attorney got me out of jail
I use Old Spice when I really smell
Here comes Mendenhall, get me out of this Hell!

My name is T Suggs,
I look like a goon
I could be on drugs
We lost way too soon
I celebrate a lot
We thought we were rough
It was all for naught
Man those Steelers are tough

My name is Ed Reed
I think I知 the best
Oops, there goes Mike Wallace
Now I知 really a mess
Off he goes in for the touchdown
Boy, on film I will look like a clown

My name is John Harbaugh
I coach this team
Did Ray Rice just fumble?
I need to blow off some steam
I often tend to really complain
I知 similar to the scarecrow, 的f I only had a brain

On and on goes the Ravens sad story
When will they get their return to glory?
Until then the Ravens will not make a roar
The Steeler will say to the Raven, 哲evermore Raven, Nevermore.
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Old 01-18-2011, 12:57 AM   #3
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Hey thanks Buddha
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Old 01-18-2011, 12:59 AM   #4
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Good job, mcg24.
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Good stuff! Love the Poe reference at the end.
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lol that's pretty funny,i like the flacco and harbaugh ones the best
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WOW, That was great The Terrell Suggs one was my favorite.
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Old 01-18-2011, 03:40 PM   #9
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Haha thanks guys. The poem was a hit in class today. I never anticipated that people who didn't even like the Steelers would enjoy it! It appears that hating the Ravens just has universal appeal!
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I like it. Good job
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