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Old 08-09-2006, 09:40 PM   #1
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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few
feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and
grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk:
"Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"

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do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

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The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

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LOL.....good one!!!
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haha, go **** yourself.
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