Prison = work.. work = prison

BlitzburghRockCity · 05-07-2005, 09:36 PM

A classic...

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Prison vs Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

05-08-2005, 12:09 AM

How true! I feel like that everyday at work! :o

RoethlisBURGHer · 05-08-2005, 11:05 AM

Well,if someone will hire me,I won't be in a cubicle,i'll be in a bay working on cars.

clevestinks · 05-08-2005, 05:56 PM

An oldie but a goodie. After spending 15 years in Fed Prison I can relate.

Just joking, it isn`t prison its marriage. LOL Don`t tell her! :D

steelersgirl86 · 05-09-2005, 06:17 AM

I'm telling her.....

clevestinks · 05-09-2005, 02:45 PM

You would! Big mouth!

BlitzburghRockCity · 05-09-2005, 05:15 PM

Where is that Mrs. Clevestinks at! I think I need to email her

clevestinks · 05-09-2005, 05:58 PM

I only unlock her during football season! lol

bigbensgirl7 · 05-09-2005, 05:59 PM

lol...maybe the Ratbirds can give me some advice as to how I can go there...it sounds like a dream!!! :D

steelersgirl86 · 05-10-2005, 06:34 AM

Big mouth? That is not even right and untrue...But now I am really telling her. I will make sure she gets on tonight to read since she is off tonight... :D

05-08-2005, 12:09 AM	#2
Steelersfan Guest Posts: n/a Member Number:	Re: Prison = work.. work = prison How true! I feel like that everyday at work! :o

05-08-2005, 11:05 AM	#3
RoethlisBURGHer Living Legend Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clowns Town,Ohio Posts: 5,941 Member Number: 370 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Prison = work.. work = prison Well,if someone will hire me,I won't be in a cubicle,i'll be in a bay working on cars. __________________ Congrats to the 2009 Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins

05-08-2005, 05:56 PM	#4
clevestinks Living Legend Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,326 Member Number: 302 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Prison = work.. work = prison An oldie but a goodie. After spending 15 years in Fed Prison I can relate. Just joking, it isn`t prison its marriage. LOL Don`t tell her! :D __________________ [

05-09-2005, 06:17 AM	#5
steelersgirl86 Starter Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 470 Member Number: 331 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Prison = work.. work = prison I'm telling her.....

05-09-2005, 02:45 PM	#6
clevestinks Living Legend Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,326 Member Number: 302 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Prison = work.. work = prison You would! Big mouth! __________________ [

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05-09-2005, 05:15 PM	#7
BlitzburghRockCity Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Central PA. Posts: 8,144 Gender: Male Member Number: 70 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Prison = work.. work = prison Where is that Mrs. Clevestinks at! I think I need to email her

05-09-2005, 05:58 PM	#8
clevestinks Living Legend Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,326 Member Number: 302 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Prison = work.. work = prison I only unlock her during football season! lol __________________ [

05-09-2005, 05:59 PM	#9
bigbensgirl7 Assistant Coach Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Dayton, OH Posts: 1,303 Member Number: 292 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Prison = work.. work = prison lol...maybe the Ratbirds can give me some advice as to how I can go there...it sounds like a dream!!! :D

05-10-2005, 06:34 AM	#10
steelersgirl86 Starter Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 470 Member Number: 331 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Prison = work.. work = prison Big mouth? That is not even right and untrue...But now I am really telling her. I will make sure she gets on tonight to read since she is off tonight... :D

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