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Old 04-19-2014, 02:36 PM   #61
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When the Petsmart girl with F-cup boobs jogs up to the register, how do I stare her straight in the eyes like I didn't notice?
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Why do they call it ovaltine?

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Why do people say "you can't have your cake and eat it"?

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