Replace them all

[Hayeksheroes]

Just reading this and other boards, the Steelers have a need for every position. Too bad they have only 7 picks. It looks like they could use 53.

Kemo - lost the superbowl - out
Ben is has off field issues- out
Harrison - hits too hard - out
Ward is a better dancer - out
Mendenhall fumbled to lose the SB - Out
Ike wants more $$$ - out
Farrior - slow and old - out
Polamalu is injury prone - out.
Mike wallace - not Jerry Rice - Out
Heath Miller - Injury Prone - Out
Starks - Where is he by the way - Out
Hampton - Too fat - Out
Keisel - Beardless - out
Aarron Smith - Bicep problem - Out
McFadden and Gay - Slow and blind - out
Will Clark - Spleen less - out
Woodley - Too much time spent on Facebook - out
Timmons - Not enough sacks - Out

Well there you have it. The steelers will win with every pick.

[PhantomJB93]

Who is this "Will Clark" you speak of?

[stlrtruck]

You Forgot to change coaches too!

[SoCalFan]

Sounds good!Lets change our colors to dark brown and take on the name stoolers while your at it...NOT,get real dude!!!

[kirklandrules]

Your assessment of Hampton is too harsh. While you may see a fat, chubby whale-bellied man, I see a victim. You see an elephant-ass and I see a man caught in the shortcomings of the food industry with it's failure to create a tasty turkey burger.

[Buddha Bus]

Originally Posted by PhantomJB93

Who is this "Will Clark" you speak of?

He played first base for the Giants, Rangers and Orioles, of course!

(I didn't realize he didn't have a spleen though.)

[55BaileyFan]

Originally Posted by Buddha Bus

He played first base for the Giants, Rangers and Orioles, of course!

(I didn't realize he didn't have a spleen though.)

I thought that name sounded familiar!

[thumper]

Big Ben - single-handily lost the SB. Plus a pig to women. Out.
Hines Ward - Now a dancer. OUT
Heath Miller - Fumbled to lose that one game. OUT
Mendenhall - Fumble final death nail in SB loss. OUT
Pouncy - Too injury prone. OUT
Wallace - One trick pony, can only go deep. OUT
Kemo - sloppy and sucks at pass protection. OUT
Foster and all back ups - suck. OUT
Sander and Brown - Will experience sophomore slumps. OUT
Randel El - Too old. OUT
Hampton - Immense fat ass. OUT
Farrior - Old man. OUT
Timmons - Flies around and runs by everyone. OUT
Harrison - He can stay
Woodley - OK to stay
Ike - gone in free agency. OUT
Gay - plays too gay. OUT
Polamalu - Hurt all the time. OUT
Clark - Can't cover anyone. OUT
Keisel - Beard too freaky. OUT
Aaron Smith - Too old. OUT
McFadden - most picked on defender. OUT

[Hayeksheroes]

I confused Will Allen and Ryan Clark. Sorry. Nice post Thumper.

[fer522]

Bruce Arian--- a fuc@$&g fool
No joke