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Old 05-23-2006, 05:33 PM   #41
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Old 05-23-2006, 05:35 PM   #42
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Whatever man, I don't care to know the full situtation between you two, I'm sure it is a very long story. You're both great posters, but it seems that whenever you are in the same thread, it just becomes a bunch of bickering back and forth between each other.

Dude...it's entertainment. Otherwise forums would be boring! It's like watching a Nascar race...why bother if there is no chance of a great wreck?

Nobody gets hurt and people get to blow off steam into anonymous cyberspace. Let 'em play.
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Fresh from her shower, the woman stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replies.

I stopped.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"
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Dude...it's entertainment. Otherwise forums would be boring! It's like watching a Nascar race...why bother if there is no chance of a great wreck?

Nobody gets hurt and people get to blow off steam into anonymous cyberspace. Let 'em play.
Nope, can't have that either. I migrated from a board that LITP would have lasted about 15 minutes at. We play rough over there, and, when I started to beat him up too much, he cried. No, we can't let it go, because he can't hang, but we can't stop it, because he wants to still try to play hit and run then hide behind rules that had to be created because he couldn't hang in the first place.

Catch-22.
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I don`t think it is racist! Its a joke. Hillbillies, pollocks, southerners, hippes, all jokes need a punch line.

Arabs. "Hijacking a thread". Cant believe that was missed
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Speaking of funny stuff....classic on right now. Blazing Saddles.

"Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen."

"Someone go back and get a shitload of dimes"

"What in the wide world of sports is going on here"

"Im paying you guys to lay some track, not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City ******s"

uh-oh, that wasnt very PC.
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