Dick Chaney, a Mexican and an Iraqis were in a bar....

[Ohio Steeler]

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Mexico Our glass is so cheap we don't need to
drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Iraq we have so much sand to make glass that we don't need to
drink out of the same glass twice either.

Then Dick Chaney, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many
illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the
same ones twice.

[Suitanim]

LITP will have a heart attack when he reads this...do you realize how hard he works to make sure that we only see what he thinks is acceptable on this board?

[DIESELMAN]

I don't care who you are that was funny.....LOL

[shimmysteelerfan]

awesome, kinda like the michigan and arab one lyn posted, cant wait to see what LITP says about this one...hehe