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Old 05-18-2006, 12:09 PM   #1
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Default A Texan, An Arab & a Guy From Michigan

A Texan, an Arab, and a guy from Michigan are out riding horses. The
Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a swig, then
another and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and
shoots the bottle in mid air.
The Arab looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a
perfectly good bottle of whiskey! "The Texan says, "In Texas, there's
plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap,"

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Arab pulls out a bottle of
oil,throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. The
guy from Michigan can't believe this and says, "What did you do that
for? That was a perfectly good bottle of Oil" The Arab says "In my
country there's plenty of oil and bottles are cheap."

So a while later the guy from Michigan pulls out a bottle of beer. He
opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He
then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns
around and shoots the Arab. The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do
that?" The guy from Michigan says,"Well, in Michigan, we have plenty of
Arabs, but bottles are worth a dime."
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Old 05-18-2006, 12:40 PM   #2
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hahahaha thats awesome!!!
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Old 05-18-2006, 12:46 PM   #3
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Default Re: A Texan, An Arab & a Guy From Michigan

I dont know - thats pretty racist.

Am I the only one who thinks that?

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The Patriots didn't bother with swagger to start this NFL season; they went straight to defiant. Either you're one of them or you're about to get crushed.
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Old 05-18-2006, 12:56 PM   #4
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Default Re: A Texan, An Arab & a Guy From Michigan

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I dont know - thats pretty racist.

Am I the only one who thinks that?

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No.... do hear that sound?

You don't...and there's a reason. That's the silence of all the people who DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION.
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Old 05-18-2006, 01:00 PM   #5
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Default Re: A Texan, An Arab & a Guy From Michigan

I dont recall anyone asking for yours either.

Thats not how message boards work though is it?

Oh self proclaimed over-seer of Steelers Fever.

Have a nice day.

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Thanks for being the PC patrol, douchebag. This is just ANOTHER example of you poking your nose around where it doesn't belong. And don't try any of your spin or diversion...We know you don't like Lyn, and to single this post out is just so typical of you, you hypocritical pompous blowhard.


Now run along and report me to the mods...let's get this over with.
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Hmmmm let me butt in I think the joke was funny and hip to todays times. As far as the pc thing goes I could care less and this is not me ganging up on the pats fan either. I know no one ask me and I also know I am new around here but I have read quit a bit of Lyn and Suitanim posts and found most of them to be on the level and forthright so here is rep points to both of you!!!

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Thanks for being the PC patrol, douchebag. This is just ANOTHER example of you poking your nose around where it doesn't belong. And don't try any of your spin or diversion...We know you don't like Lyn, and to single this post out is just so typical of you, you hypocritical pompous blowhard.


Now run along and report me to the mods...let's get this over with.
Lets face facts here.

I offered an honest opinion to something posted on a public forum - I have no problem with Lyn.

You are in fact the one acting like a demented guard dog - if Lyn has a problem with my reply then I am sure she is adult enough to reply herself - I doubt she needs some self appointed minder to do her talking for her.

I am sure that people are beginning to realise what a bitter, twisted and obsessed individual you are - my response to this thread has nothing at all to do you - yet you choose to jump in yet again with unwarranted personal abuse.

I wont be responding any further to the lame nonsense you will no doubt conjure up.

Enjoy your day.

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Hmmmm let me butt in I think the joke was funny and hip to todays times. As far as the pc thing goes I could care less and this is not me ganging up on the pats fan either. I know no one ask me and I also know I am new around here but I have read quit a bit of Lyn and Suitanim posts and found most of them to be on the level and forthright so here is rep points to both of you!!!

just my thoughts
Thats fine - each to his own - its a public forum.

My opinion is different to yours - that is life - the difference being we dont have to resort to personal abuse to get our points across to each other.

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The Patriots didn't bother with swagger to start this NFL season; they went straight to defiant. Either you're one of them or you're about to get crushed.
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I dont know - thats pretty racist.

Am I the only one who thinks that?

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Hey, dumbass...see your quote? In bold? In FACT, by asking any and all's opinion, you also asked my opinion, and I gave it.

You are a broken record. You push too far, get called on it, act all nice for a few days, then start posting more and more inflamatory nonsense, then go too far and have to be reeled back in again. I just got sick of your shit while you were at the inflamatory stage this time.

Now run along and lodge your formal complaints...
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