3rd Grade Recess

Lyn · 05-24-2006, 01:44 PM

Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a kid from Rabun County, are in the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.

"Okay." They all agree.

The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer.

Not to be outdone, the Hillbilly kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Hillbilly kid's mother asks him what he did at school that day.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book .. and during recess, my friends and I played Let's see who has the largest weenie.

"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.

"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a redneck. Is that true, Mom?"

Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-three.

RoethlisBURGHer · 05-24-2006, 02:27 PM

lmmfao!

clevestinks · 05-24-2006, 03:28 PM

I know him, he is 24 now its PhyschoWard86

shimmysteelerfan · 05-24-2006, 03:30 PM

where do you get these from? Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

melroseplace · 05-24-2006, 07:06 PM

haha that's pretty funny stuff

Lyn · 05-24-2006, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmysteelerfan

where do you get these from? Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know quite a few people and I get alot of email. Some of the jokes are subpar at best and the ones that make me laugh, I share.

05-24-2006, 01:44 PM	#1
Lyn Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,774 Member Number: 304 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	3rd Grade Recess Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a kid from Rabun County, are in the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. "Okay." They all agree. The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the Hillbilly kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest. That night, eating dinner at home, the Hillbilly kid's mother asks him what he did at school that day. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book .. and during recess, my friends and I played Let's see who has the largest weenie. "What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother. "Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a redneck. Is that true, Mom?" Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-three.

05-24-2006, 02:27 PM	#2
RoethlisBURGHer Living Legend Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clowns Town,Ohio Posts: 5,941 Member Number: 370 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 3rd Grade Recess lmmfao! __________________ Congrats to the 2009 Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins

05-24-2006, 03:28 PM	#3
clevestinks Living Legend Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,326 Member Number: 302 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 3rd Grade Recess I know him, he is 24 now its PhyschoWard86 __________________ [

05-24-2006, 03:30 PM	#4
shimmysteelerfan Bench Warmer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 313 Gender: Male Member Number: 2301 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 3rd Grade Recess where do you get these from? Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________

05-24-2006, 07:06 PM	#5
melroseplace Team Captain Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 990 Member Number: 520 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 3rd Grade Recess haha that's pretty funny stuff

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