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Old 05-25-2006, 11:07 AM   #1
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Default Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Open. Pick Your #1 Way

20) The cucumber has left the salad.

19) I can see the gun of Navarone.

18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17) You've got Windows in your laptop.

16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...

1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
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Old 05-25-2006, 11:24 AM   #2
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Default Re: Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Open. Pick Your #1 Way

I always liked "is your zipper scared of heights" or XYZ-PDQ but i duno ima guy
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Old 05-25-2006, 11:43 AM   #3
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Default Re: Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Open. Pick Your #1 Way

I usually just say "Hey, dumbass, your zipper's down".
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Old 05-25-2006, 11:45 AM   #4
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hey fuktard check ur shyt! then point an laugh
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Old 05-25-2006, 12:37 PM   #5
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Default Re: Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Open. Pick Your #1 Way

Quote:
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5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

hehehe........i think bill is a pimp.
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Old 05-25-2006, 01:42 PM   #6
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Kennywood's open
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Old 05-25-2006, 02:34 PM   #7
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I think Cedar Point is too.
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Old 05-25-2006, 07:15 PM   #8
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If I saw a guy on the street w/his fly open, I'd say absolutely nothing and keep on movin'...(lol). He would probably be some kind of pervert or exhibitionist or something.
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hey, buddy, tell your boys its time to go in the house
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Old 05-26-2006, 01:28 AM   #10
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Of course it's ......KENNYWOOD'S OPEN !!!!
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