The Moral Of The Story Is................

Lyn · 05-27-2006, 11:43 AM

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories.

In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, "My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road; the basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke. The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket.."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Next, Mary said, "We are farmers too. We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did we only got ten chicks. The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they're hatched.."

"Very good," said the teacher again, very pleased with the response so
far.

Next it was Barney's turn to tell his story: "My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen.... Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete."

"Go on," said the teacher, intrigued.

"Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself; then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your father say was the moral of that frightening story?"

"Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking..."

xfl2001fan · 08-06-2008, 07:58 PM

ROFLMAO - I've never heard this one before.

SteelersMongol · 08-06-2008, 08:53 PM

Ha ha ha. Thanks for digging this up & re-introducing.

TroysBadDawg · 08-07-2008, 12:23 PM

I love it. but

I think I dated her once.

Texasteel · 08-07-2008, 05:34 PM

I think I married her.

xfl2001fan · 08-07-2008, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasteel

I think I married her.

Not possible. My dad's not a Steelers fan!

Texasteel · 08-07-2008, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfl2001fan

Not possible. My dad's not a Steelers fan!

Come over from the darkside Luke.

xfl2001fan · 08-07-2008, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasteel

Come over from the darkside Luke.

Steelers color - Black
Darth Vader - Black

I'm pretty sure I'm on the right side of the force. I just hang out with the wrong brand of Jedis! lol

stlrtruck · 08-08-2008, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by xfl2001fan

Steelers color - Black
Darth Vader - Black

I'm pretty sure I'm on the right side of the force. I just hang out with the wrong brand of Jedis! lol

browns = brown=shite
Steelers = Black

I remember an old quote, "They've got you wallowing in shite and telling you it's roses"

And wasn't there a movie called, "Good guys were black"

BOXCAR JOEY · 08-14-2008, 07:08 AM

HAHAHAH Thats great!

05-27-2006, 11:43 AM	#1
Lyn Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,774 Member Number: 304 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The Moral Of The Story Is................ A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories. In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, "My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road; the basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke. The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket.." "Very good," said the teacher. Next, Mary said, "We are farmers too. We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did we only got ten chicks. The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they're hatched.." "Very good," said the teacher again, very pleased with the response so far. Next it was Barney's turn to tell his story: "My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen.... Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete." "Go on," said the teacher, intrigued. "Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself; then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands." "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your father say was the moral of that frightening story?" "Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking..."

08-06-2008, 07:58 PM	#2
xfl2001fan Living Legend Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Columbus OH Posts: 3,641 Gender: Male Member Number: 8741 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Moral Of THe Story Is................ ROFLMAO - I've never heard this one before.

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SteelersMongol Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ulaanbaatar, MONGOLIA Posts: 4,083 Gender: Male Member Number: 2401 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Moral Of THe Story Is................ Ha ha ha. Thanks for digging this up & re-introducing. __________________

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TroysBadDawg Assistant Coach Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: 3rd rock from the sun and lost Posts: 1,161 Gender: Male Member Number: 6617 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Moral Of THe Story Is................ I love it. but I think I dated her once. __________________ Here We Go Brownies Here We Go Woof Woof Americanos dicen ingl?s, Aprietan dos para Deportaci?

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Texasteel Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 3,638 Gender: Male Member Number: 8323 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Moral Of THe Story Is................ I think I married her. __________________ Simply, The Chief.

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08-14-2008, 07:08 AM	#10
BOXCAR JOEY Bench Warmer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Metuchen, NJ Posts: 338 Gender: Male Member Number: 3729 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Moral Of The Story Is................ HAHAHAH Thats great! __________________ WIN OR LOSE.........I still bleed black and gold. Http://www.Myspace.com/Trappedinemerica

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