Polite Way To Say, "I gotta Pee."

Lyn · 05-27-2006, 11:36 AM

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Justa minute I have to
go pee. The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude
and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?"
"I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted

Ohio Steeler · 05-27-2006, 11:40 AM

I have heard that before

still funny as hell

clevestinks · 05-27-2006, 12:05 PM

Oh Johnny went to "Drain the Main Vein" well atleast thats what Johnny calls it!

3 to be 4 · 05-27-2006, 05:28 PM

my ex gave me this phrase "I gotta pee like a big dog" she was kinda funny. in a bulimic kind of way.

MattsMe · 05-27-2006, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 to be 4

my ex gave me this phrase "I gotta pee like a big dog" she was kinda funny. in a bulimic kind of way.

SteelShooter · 05-28-2006, 02:25 AM

Too funny Lyn!

05-27-2006, 11:36 AM	#1
Lyn Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,774 Member Number: 304 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Polite Way To Say, "I gotta Pee." During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Justa minute I have to go pee. The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted

05-27-2006, 11:40 AM	#2
Ohio Steeler Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Westerville, Ohio now but from Mount Lebanon, PA Posts: 1,821 Gender: Male Member Number: 2142 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Polite Way To Say, "I gotta Pee." I have heard that before still funny as hell __________________

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05-28-2006, 02:25 AM	#6
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