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Old 06-05-2006, 01:07 PM   #1
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Default Things to Do If You're Ever Bored Stuck In A Hospital

* some are based on real-life experiences

Watch car chases on CNN

Lead sing-a-longs with your roommate (although I couldn't, i didn't bring my guitar with me)

Have bed races (they come with wheels! but, there wasn't room for racing)

Have wheelchair races (i've never actually seen this, but i know it's classic. you can't make a list like this without including that)

Get a good workout: walk around the hospital with an IV machine attached to you. (in order to get out of the hospital, one of the things I had to do was walk around the floor i was on. But they wouldn't take my IV out.)

Discuss the Steelers (of course!)

Do linear equations (avoid this if you can. There's a long story behind this.)

Enjoy the nice veiw of Oakland, especially at night (I'll admit it, i'm not a city girl at all, i found everything going on in Pittsburgh at night fascintating, with all the car horn honking, the yelling. (plus, i couldn't go to sleep))

Amaze people with your ability to pick up a phone (again, long story behind this.)

well, you know the drill. If you can add anything, do so
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Old 06-05-2006, 03:22 PM   #2
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Default Re: Things to Do If You're Ever Bored Stuck In A Hospital

Or,

Hit the morphine pump every 20 minutes for two days...

I know, I was just in for 4 days last month.


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Old 06-05-2006, 03:57 PM   #3
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Hit the morphine pump every 20 minutes for two days...




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That could explain why i threw up when they put morphine in me...
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Old 06-05-2006, 05:25 PM   #4
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It does that to some people. I'm OK with it, though. Walking with the I/V is fun.

I had a cancerous kidney removed; what were you in for?


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Old 06-05-2006, 07:45 PM   #5
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When i was in the hospital once in Boston i had the most georgeous intern putting that gel on me and attaching stuff ( i had some chest pains, turned out to be just some stretched muscles from the one time in my life i excercised)

that night when the coast was clear, all hooked up to stuff, i had to wank it. then i had to drag myself with all my contraptions into the shitter to clean up.

absolutely the weirdest place i ever did that. well, maybe my father dentists office in the waiting room when i was 9. its a close call.
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Old 06-05-2006, 07:53 PM   #6
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When i was in the hospital once in Boston i had the most georgeous intern putting that gel on me and attaching stuff ( i had some chest pains, turned out to be just some stretched muscles from the one time in my life i excercised)

that night when the coast was clear, all hooked up to stuff, i had to wank it. then i had to drag myself with all my contraptions into the shitter to clean up.

absolutely the weirdest place i ever did that. well, maybe my father dentists office in the waiting room when i was 9. its a close call.
this may be the most hilarious and TMI post i have ever read. good stuff!
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it sure would make a great thread, huh?
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it sure would make a great thread, huh?
a great thread indeed. although replace "wank it" with "done it", cause my more obscure endeavors have happened with a lady involved. (although wanking it in a giant church while vaccuuming the place for community service as a kid would definitely apply)
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When i was in the hospital once in Boston i had the most georgeous intern putting that gel on me and attaching stuff ( i had some chest pains, turned out to be just some stretched muscles from the one time in my life i excercised)

that night when the coast was clear, all hooked up to stuff, i had to wank it. then i had to drag myself with all my contraptions into the shitter to clean up.

absolutely the weirdest place i ever did that. well, maybe my father dentists office in the waiting room when i was 9. its a close call.
Ewww... I did not need to know that!
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-Watch Jay Leno "Headlines."

-Have them turn up the epidural (sp) until you can't feel anythin below your waist (sorry couldn't even feel that area let alone wank it, not that I was lucky enough to have a hot nurse to get that feelin).

-Sleeeeeeeeeep (great time to catch up on sleepin and be lazy)

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