THe Cat Hater

Lyn · 06-05-2006, 11:02 PM

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"

MattsMe · 06-05-2006, 11:30 PM

I thought this thread would be about the Bungles.

Ambridge · 06-06-2006, 07:36 AM

A nice bowl full of Prestone would have worked better

ARKIESTEEL · 06-06-2006, 08:11 AM

30-06

83-Steelers-43 · 06-06-2006, 08:20 AM

One garbage bag and one telephone pole. Put cat in bag and start batting practice.

ARKIESTEEL · 06-06-2006, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ambridge

A nice bowl full of Prestone would have worked better

A few years back coyotes got so bad around our farm we started to loose a calf ever now and then so we got a bunch of hamburger meat and anti freeze and baited the SOB's. Over the next few weeks I bet I counted 15 or more dead ( found them by spotting the buzzards) which made me think if I found 15 dead there must have been a whole bunch more than that. This freind of my pops set traps all over our farm he caught dogs cats coyotes and all kinds of stuff. Sorry I know this is about cats the prestone thing just made me think of it

Ambridge · 06-06-2006, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by 83-Steelers-43

One garbage bag and one telephone pole. Put cat in bag and start batting practice.

That sounds like Cat Pinata.

Stlrs4Life · 06-06-2006, 10:03 PM

LMFAO, another good one!

3 to be 4 · 06-06-2006, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ambridge

That sounds like Cat Pinata.

Cat Pinata Not to be confused with "***** on a stick"

SteelCityMan786 · 06-07-2006, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Lyn

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"

Score:Lyn 1,000,000 Bengals Fans -1,000,000

06-05-2006, 11:02 PM	#1
Lyn Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,774 Member Number: 304 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	THe Cat Hater A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"

06-05-2006, 11:30 PM	#2
MattsMe Team President Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: What day is it? Posts: 2,198 Gender: Male Member Number: 2044 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: THe Cat Hater I thought this thread would be about the Bungles.

06-06-2006, 07:36 AM	#3
Ambridge Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Dale City, Virginia. Posts: 1,793 Gender: Male Member Number: 604 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: THe Cat Hater A nice bowl full of Prestone would have worked better

06-06-2006, 08:11 AM	#4
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06-06-2006, 08:20 AM	#5
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Stlrs4Life Tailgate Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New Bedford, Pa Posts: 5,608 Gender: Male Member Number: 419 Thanks: 5 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Re: THe Cat Hater LMFAO, another good one! __________________ *It's not just Steeler Football, it's a way of Life!* "I'm a Champion"

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