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06-09-2006, 01:27 PM
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An Italian Boy's Confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi? Yes, Father it is. And who was the woman you were with? I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? I cannot say. Was it Teresa Volpe? I'll never tell. Was it Nina Capeli? I'm sorry but I cannot name her. Was it Cathy Piriano? My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? Please, Father, I cannot tell you. The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself. Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, What'd you get? Four months vacation and five good leads. |
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06-09-2006, 01:28 PM
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Re: An Italian Boy's Confession
 That was good.
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06-09-2006, 04:50 PM
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Re: An Italian Boy's Confession
I've heard that jokes plenty of times, and it never gets old!
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06-11-2006, 09:35 PM
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Re: An Italian Boy's Confession
I never happen to hear it before! LOL
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06-11-2006, 09:36 PM
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Re: An Italian Boy's Confession
LMAO! Sounds familiar!
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06-22-2006, 12:54 PM
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Re: An Italian Boy's Confession
LMAO!!..........That was good!!
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