Jesus, Moses, and an old man....

***tony hipchest*** · 06-06-2006, 10:23 PM

...are playing a round of golf.

Jesus steps to the tee and hits the ball. it goes flying to the pond and lands ontop of the water. Jesus walks onto the water and hits the ball onto the green.

Moses steps up and hits the ball. it goes flying into the pond. Moses walkes down to the little lake, parts his arms and the waters separate. Moses walks down to the bottom of the pond and hits the ball onto the green.

the old man takes his shot, and his ball, too, goes flying toward the water hazard. right before the ball hits the water, a fish jumps out and catches the ball in its mouth. before the fish re-enters the water, a huge eagle swoops down and catches the fish in its talons. the bird flies off with the fish and drops it. the fish falls onto the green, the ball pops out and rolls into the hole.

Jesus looks over to the old man and says, "nice shot Dad, but would you quit f#ck!ng around and play some golf"?

3 to be 4 · 06-06-2006, 10:25 PM

very nice

MattsMe · 06-06-2006, 11:36 PM

Or the alternate punchline: "Dad, if you don't stop showing off, I'm not taking you with me anymore!"

Always a funny joke.

Lyn · 06-09-2006, 02:09 PM

LOL funny!~ and one I have not heard!

CAH · 06-09-2006, 02:59 PM

Now that was funny. LOL

Stlrs4Life · 06-09-2006, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony hipchest

...are playing a round of golf.

Jesus steps to the tee and hits the ball. it goes flying to the pond and lands ontop of the water. Jesus walks onto the water and hits the ball onto the green.

Moses steps up and hits the ball. it goes flying into the pond. Moses walkes down to the little lake, parts his arms and the waters separate. Moses walks down to the bottom of the pond and hits the ball onto the green.

the old man takes his shot, and his ball, too, goes flying toward the water hazard. right before the ball hits the water, a fish jumps out and catches the ball in its mouth. before the fish re-enters the water, a huge eagle swoops down and catches the fish in its talons. the bird flies off with the fish and drops it. the fish falls onto the green, the ball pops out and rolls into the hole.

Jesus looks over to the old man and says, "nice shot Dad, but would you quit f#ck!ng around and play some golf"?

Good one!

06-06-2006, 10:23 PM	#1
*tony hipchest* IRONMAN a.k.a. Tony Stark Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Give me back my game... Posts: 34,340 Member Number: 658 Thanks: 184 Thanked 230 Times in 164 Posts	Jesus, Moses, and an old man.... ...are playing a round of golf. Jesus steps to the tee and hits the ball. it goes flying to the pond and lands ontop of the water. Jesus walks onto the water and hits the ball onto the green. Moses steps up and hits the ball. it goes flying into the pond. Moses walkes down to the little lake, parts his arms and the waters separate. Moses walks down to the bottom of the pond and hits the ball onto the green. the old man takes his shot, and his ball, too, goes flying toward the water hazard. right before the ball hits the water, a fish jumps out and catches the ball in its mouth. before the fish re-enters the water, a huge eagle swoops down and catches the fish in its talons. the bird flies off with the fish and drops it. the fish falls onto the green, the ball pops out and rolls into the hole. Jesus looks over to the old man and says, "nice shot Dad, but would you quit f#ck!ng around and play some golf"?

06-06-2006, 10:25 PM	#2
3 to be 4 Team Owner Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: a delightful Kansas City Suburb Posts: 2,642 Gender: Male Member Number: 992 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Jesus, Moses, and an old man.... very nice

06-06-2006, 11:36 PM	#3
MattsMe Team President Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: What day is it? Posts: 2,198 Gender: Male Member Number: 2044 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Jesus, Moses, and an old man.... Or the alternate punchline: "Dad, if you don't stop showing off, I'm not taking you with me anymore!" Always a funny joke.

06-09-2006, 02:09 PM	#4
Lyn Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,774 Member Number: 304 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Jesus, Moses, and an old man.... LOL funny!~ and one I have not heard!

06-09-2006, 02:59 PM	#5
CAH Bench Warmer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: near Uniontown, PA Posts: 318 Gender: Female Member Number: 2409 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Jesus, Moses, and an old man.... Now that was funny. LOL

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