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Old 06-10-2006, 06:35 AM   #1
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Default George Carlin the Bad American!

I love this one!


YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

by: George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it .

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.. . and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.


And what is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!
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Old 06-10-2006, 08:40 AM   #2
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Default Re: George Carlin the Bad American!

that was George Carlin?????????????????????

every time i see him perform he sounds like the old hippy he is!! WTF? he always poking daggers at Christians, swearing up a storm, talking about how people should do any kind of sex and drugs they want, how the government and military is trying to brainwash everyone, and no matter what he says HES FRICKIN HILARIOUS AND THE BEST STANDUP COMIC IVE EVER SEEN.

but hes hardly a conservative.

must be trying to sell more books
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Default Re: George Carlin the Bad American!

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp


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Default Re: George Carlin the Bad American!

Love George Carlin. Even if those aren't truly his quotes, they sure sound like him.

"I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything."
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Old 06-11-2006, 02:04 AM   #5
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Default Re: George Carlin the Bad American!

Before it also comes around, the other one isn't by Robin Williams either.
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