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Old 06-16-2006, 04:27 AM   #1
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Default Redneck 911 Call

A couple of redneck hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"
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Old 06-16-2006, 05:19 AM   #2
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Default Re: Redneck 911 Call

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A couple of Bengals are out "Night shopping"
when one of them falls to the ground.
A.J doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other Bengal starts to panic, then
whips out his stolen cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

Chris Henry comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

awww...NOW it seems more realistic.
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:06 AM   #3
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 06-18-2006, 09:10 AM   #4
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LMFAO that was funny
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Old 06-18-2006, 12:42 PM   #5
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LMAO...classic stuff
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Old 06-18-2006, 07:51 PM   #6
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So now I know Dick Cheney knows how to dial 911!
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Old 06-18-2006, 08:18 PM   #7
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-18-2006, 08:29 PM   #8
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Default Re: Redneck 911 Call

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ohio Steeler
A couple of redneck hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"
LOL, I needed a laugh on my birthday ohiosteeler
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Old 06-22-2006, 01:44 PM   #9
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LMAO.......Damn good joke!!
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