The Innonance of Youth?????

Lyn · 06-24-2006, 06:48 PM

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat!

"Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden!"

SteelCityMan786 · 06-25-2006, 10:49 AM

Nice one man

shimmysteelerfan · 06-25-2006, 12:09 PM

haha, thats awesome i think my mom sent that to me in and email.

Derek · 06-25-2006, 01:19 PM

ROTFLMAO!
Dude, that's awesome. Even though I'm pro-gay.

Lyn · 06-25-2006, 01:22 PM

Just to clear things up, I am not a dude my name is Lynda..................that is if you were talking to me :)

Derek · 06-25-2006, 01:40 PM

I call everyone a dude. :P

06-24-2006, 06:48 PM	#1
Lyn Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,774 Member Number: 304 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The Innonance of Youth????? A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat! "Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden!"

06-25-2006, 10:49 AM	#2
SteelCityMan786 SF's Youngest Legend Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hollidaysburg PA Posts: 19,587 Gender: Male Member Number: 541 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Innonance of Youth????? Nice one man __________________ 786 Ways To Score Touchdowns

06-25-2006, 12:09 PM	#3
shimmysteelerfan Bench Warmer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 313 Gender: Male Member Number: 2301 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Innonance of Youth????? haha, thats awesome i think my mom sent that to me in and email. __________________

06-25-2006, 01:19 PM	#4
Derek Water Boy Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Steeler Land Posts: 37 Gender: Male Member Number: 1273 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Innonance of Youth????? ROTFLMAO! Dude, that's awesome. Even though I'm pro-gay.

06-25-2006, 01:22 PM	#5
Lyn Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,774 Member Number: 304 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Innonance of Youth????? Just to clear things up, I am not a dude my name is Lynda..................that is if you were talking to me :)

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06-25-2006, 01:40 PM	#6
Derek Water Boy Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Steeler Land Posts: 37 Gender: Male Member Number: 1273 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Innonance of Youth????? I call everyone a dude. :P

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