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Old 06-28-2006, 09:37 PM   #1
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Default PFT All-Turd Team 2006

http://www.profootballtalk.com/All-Turd.htm

The article's too big to paste in here, but here are some of the more notable AFCN players:

Santurdio, WR, Steelers: Sure, he hasn't even signed his first NFL contract. But with two arrests in less than a month, he's earned his spot. (And thanks to the reader who suggested an alternative nickname -- SanQuentino -- since that's possibly going to be his ultimate destination.)

Ben Roethlisberger, QB, Steelers: One of the worst combinations of dumb and arrogant we've ever encountered.

Joey Porter, LB, Steelers: Big talker who benefits from being in a linebacker-friendly system; got shot in the ass and wore shades to the White House.

Chris Henry, WR, Bengals: If you don't know why Henry qualifies for a spot on this team, then you've been spending too much time watching the World Cup. (Actually, if you've been spending any time watching the World Cup, you've been spending too much time watching the World Cup.) Henry has been arrested four times since December, and he was generally regarded as a first-rate turd-in-training while at West Virginia University. This might be his only year on our All-Turd Team because, by 2007, he'll be playing in Canada. Or Attica.

Frostee Rucker, DE, Bengals: History of legal troubles didn't keep the Bengals from throwing a third-rounder 'round him.

A.J. Nicholson, LB, Bengals: Celebrates getting drafted despite a history of legal problems by allegedly stealing $1,700 in electronics equipment from a former roommate.

Odell Thurman, LB, Bengals: The troubles of Chris Henry, Frostee Rucker, and A.J. Nicholson have been a nice diversion for a guy who some league observers think is in hotter water than any of them.

Kellen Winslow, TE, Browns: Vroom, vroom. Smash.

Reuben Droughns, RB, Browns: Celebrates acquittal on drunk-driving charges by getting arrested for beating up his wife. (We wonder how the party would have gone if he'd been convicted.)

Jamal Lewis, RB, Ravens: One of the few arrested active players who actually ended up going to jail.

Ray Lewis, LB, Ravens: Two men are butchered and no one goes to jail for it. Even if Ray didn't do it, he sure as hell knew enough to help bring the killers to justice.

Head coach: Marvin Lewis. (We're not saying Marvin is a turd, but only that he'd be the perfect guy to coach this squad, given the number of turds on his current team.)
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Old 06-28-2006, 10:03 PM   #2
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Pro Football Talk is terrible. Ben a turd for riding a motorcycle without helmet and getting into accident. I don't agree with that.
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Old 06-28-2006, 10:27 PM   #3
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Pro Football Talk is terrible. Ben a turd for riding a motorcycle without helmet and getting into accident. I don't agree with that.
Actually I realized ben was dumb while watching the Super Bowl DVD. During the Titans game when Cowher ask him coverage he saw. The way he says the word TWO just makes him sound so stupid. But I don't think Him and Peezy belong on this list.
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Love the Trophy.



Najeh "Dookie" Davenport, RB, Packers: Arrested for taking a crap in a dorm room closet while the girl who lived there was sleeping. This guy could become possessed by the spirit of Mother Teresa for the rest of his days and we'd still make him the charter member of the Turd Hall of Fame.

I still LMAO every time I hear about the Davenport "Crap Closet Caper".
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Lot of guys on there that shouldn't be just yet (both Steelers players and Bengals players included).
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Old 06-28-2006, 11:11 PM   #6
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I had almost forgotten about this one:
Peyton Manning, QB, Colts: Allegedly dropped his "naked butt and rectum" onto the face of a female trainer at Tennessee years before sticking his salary demands up the naked butt and rectum of his team.
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I had almost forgotten about this one:
Peyton Manning, QB, Colts: Allegedly dropped his "naked butt and rectum" onto the face of a female trainer at Tennessee years before sticking his salary demands up the naked butt and rectum of his team.

lol i also heard that his gf dresses him when they go out cuz he doesnt kno how to match his clothes well
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I wish Peyton would knock someone up, just so I could hear him explain it to the media.

"Let's just say, we had some protection problems."
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I wish Peyton would knock someone up, just so I could hear him explain it to the media.

"Let's just say, we had some protection problems."

lol... he was f*cked in both situations as well
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"Let's just say, we had some protection problems."

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