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Old 06-30-2006, 06:48 PM   #1
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Default Things You Should Have Learned By Middle Age:)

1) If you are too open minded your brains will fall out.

2) Don't worry about what people think: they don't do it very often.

3) It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

4) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5) Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

6) For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

7) A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

8) There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

9) Experience is a wonderful thing, it enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

10) Thoult shalt not weigh more than the refrigerator.

11) Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

12) If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you have never tried before.

13) If you lend someone $20. and never see that person again, it was probably worth it because you just bought him/her for twenty bucks.

14) Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

15) Ther are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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Old 06-30-2006, 06:55 PM   #2
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i have a leisure suit made out of duct tape
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Old 06-30-2006, 09:21 PM   #3
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1) If you are too open minded your brains will fall out.

Not true. That happens if you sleep on your side.
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Tony, You too????????????????????????

Lyn, Good one!
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15) There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

nuff said....


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Old 07-04-2006, 08:59 AM   #6
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15) There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

nuff said....

This is sound wisdom that's been handed down since the beginning of recorded time.
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i have a leisure suit made out of duct tape
Makes a great bra, too. No need for underwires!


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nuff said....
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1) If you are too open minded your brains will fall out.

2) Don't worry about what people think: they don't do it very often.

3) It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

4) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5) Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

6) For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

7) A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

8) There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

9) Experience is a wonderful thing, it enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

10) Thoult shalt not weigh more than the refrigerator.

11) Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

12) If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you have never tried before.

13) If you lend someone $20. and never see that person again, it was probably worth it because you just bought him/her for twenty bucks.

14) Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

15) Ther are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Now that I am firmly grounded in middle age, (46) I can attest to these facts being 100% correct!
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Makes a great bra, too. No need for underwires!

I would have liked to have seen that.......sounds like it could be kinda sexy.
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