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Old 07-03-2006, 03:50 AM   #1
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Default MARINES AND GOD.....

An oldie but a goodie.....

A United States MARINE was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed athiest and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes wentby and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-****ed him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's Marines who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an *******. So, He sent me."
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Old 07-03-2006, 05:38 AM   #2
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Old 07-03-2006, 08:53 AM   #3
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Teriffic! :)
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Old 07-03-2006, 09:42 AM   #4
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Old 07-03-2006, 12:40 PM   #5
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It may be an oldie - but not one that I've heard. I'll be passing it on! Thanks!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DIESELMAN
An oldie but a goodie.....

A United States MARINE was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed athiest and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes wentby and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-****ed him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's Marines who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an *******. So, He sent me."

Great post....but I think it was an Army MP ...just kidding..hope all you Vets out there got your 4th of July Kudos....

To all my brothers past and present..who have paid the ultimate price or survived..in all branches of the service...
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Old 07-05-2006, 02:40 PM   #8
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