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Old 07-07-2006, 02:59 PM   #1
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Default Evening Classes For Men & Women

STARTING THIS MONTH NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN - ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

Topic 1: How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2: Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.

Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 4: The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 5: Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline and support groups.

Topic 6: Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.

Topic 7: Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 8: Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.

Topic 9: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 10: Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.

Topic 11: How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 12: How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

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CLASSES FOR WOMEN!

Women think they already know everything, but wait ... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
Topic 1: Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2: The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

Topic 3: Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4: Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

Topic 5: Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 6: Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

Topic 7: Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

Topic 8: Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

Topic 9: Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 10: Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 11: Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

Topic 12: Introduction to Parking *heh-heh-heh*

Topic 13: Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

Topic 14: Water Retention: Fact or Fat

Topic 15: Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

Topic 16: Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

Topic 17: Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

Topic 18: Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

Topic 19: PMS: Your Problem ... Not His

Topic 20: Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

Topic 21: Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topic 22: Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

Topic 23: Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

Topic 24: Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

Topic 25: TV Remotes: For Men Only
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Old 07-07-2006, 03:14 PM   #2
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LMFAO!!!
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Old 07-07-2006, 03:34 PM   #3
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Another winner from Lyn!!!
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funny stuff...of course the first set of classes are funnier (and needed more)
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Old 07-07-2006, 05:10 PM   #5
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i would like to sign my wife up for topic # 20
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LOL....Pretty funny stuff.....and did everybody notice there are more classes for women(lol)
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LOL....Pretty funny stuff.....and did everybody notice there are more classes for women(lol)
Noticed that as well. Loved # 24 about the car needing Oil & Gas.
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LOL! I knew the list would be longer for the women!
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Topic 8: Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.
I signed up for this class....but never found it
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