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Old 07-13-2006, 06:12 AM   #1
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
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Old 07-13-2006, 06:48 AM   #2
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
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" Read my lips. No new taxes". George Bush Sr.
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You come thru once again, Lyn!!!
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"To the terrorists, I say, Bring it on!" GW Bush

as Lewis Black says, the stupidest thing ever said by anybody ever
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I just had a major crack up at the quotes.
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"I voted for it before I voted against it." - John Kerry
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