The Sandals

[Lyn]

A married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring arond the
marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small
sandal shop.
From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, "You
foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple
walked in. The Indian man said to them "I have some special sandals I
think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like great
desert camel."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being
the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make
you into a sex freak?"

The Indian man replied,"Just try dem on, Saiheeb." Well, the husband,
after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian's thighs.

The Indian then began screaming, " You have dem on de wrong Feet!!!