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Old 07-20-2006, 11:23 PM   #1
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Smile The Ballerina

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress,
walked into a bar in Alabama. She raised her right
arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed
to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,
"What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar
went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But
down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk
slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed,
"Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged
it down. She turned to the patrons and again
pointed around at all of them, revealing the same
hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a
lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk
slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give
the ballerina another drink!" The bartender
approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old
chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady
a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her leg
that high has got to be a ballerina!"
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Old 07-21-2006, 12:01 AM   #2
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