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Old 07-24-2006, 08:58 PM   #1
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Default Went to the doctor today

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,"Do you
think I'll live to be 85?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?" No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

Oh, no," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "THEN WHY DO YOU GIVE A SHIT??
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Old 07-24-2006, 09:06 PM   #2
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