WHAT DOES YOUR DADDY DO?

lamberts-lost-tooth · 07-27-2006, 07:13 AM

Little Kevin was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up:fireman, policeman, salesman,etc. Kevin was being
uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good,
he'll go out in the alley with some guy and make love with him for
money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement hurriedly set the
other children to work on some coloring and took little Kevin aside
to ask him, "Is that really true about you father?"

"No," said Kevin, "He plays for the Bengals, but I was too embarrassed
to say that in front of the other kids."

BlackNGold203 · 07-27-2006, 07:40 AM

LMAO...

SteelersfaninPhilly · 07-27-2006, 05:44 PM

LMAO That is great.

07-27-2006, 07:13 AM	#1
lamberts-lost-tooth Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 10,829 Gender: Male Member Number: 2363 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	WHAT DOES YOUR DADDY DO? Little Kevin was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up:fireman, policeman, salesman,etc. Kevin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out in the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring and took little Kevin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about you father?" "No," said Kevin, "He plays for the Bengals, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

07-27-2006, 07:40 AM	#2
BlackNGold203 Team President Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Butler, PA Posts: 2,193 Gender: Male Member Number: 1217 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: WHAT DOES YOUR DADDY DO? LMAO... __________________

07-27-2006, 05:44 PM	#3
SteelersfaninPhilly Bench Warmer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Philly Posts: 195 Member Number: 496 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: WHAT DOES YOUR DADDY DO? LMAO That is great. __________________ I'm blind, I'm deaf, I wanna be a ref.

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