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Old 07-27-2006, 11:14 PM   #1
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Default HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN...

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?"


"NO!" the children answered.



"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"


Again, the answer was, "NO!"


By now I was starting to smile.


Hey, this was fun!



"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"

I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"


I was just bursting with pride for them.
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out,


"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."

Kids make things so simple...
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