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|07-29-2006, 01:23 PM||#1|
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One day, Jay Dini came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
very sexy nightgown.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went fishing.
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."
Quickie # 3
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,
and the other is a husband.
A Polish immigrant went to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years
A friend hears the song in my heart and
sings it to me when I forget
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