Tico the Steeler Dog's Week 1 Picks

Brett Cottrell · 09-05-2012, 02:33 PM

Tico the Steeler Dog's Blog

Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos
Video of Brett Kiesel working on the game plan this week..punching a horse. Revenge is delicious, like liver. Steelers by 14. (No horses were harmed making this blog. I tried though. Horses make me mad.)

Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants
Don’t hate Jerry Jones. Thank him for keeping the Cowboys out of the Super Bowl the last 15 years. Giants by 12.

Indianapolis Colts at Chicago Bears
Andrew Luck looks like a confused Ewok. Julius Peppers hates confused Ewoks. Bears by 20.

Philadelphia Eagles at Cleveland Browns
I shared a kennel at the Washington Area Rescue League with some of Mike Vick’s dogs. Browns by 456,222.

Washington Redskins at New Orleans Saints
RG3PO: “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”
Drew Brees: “I find you lack of faith disturbing.”
Saints by 10.

Saint Louis Rams at Detroit Lions
Donkey Kong Suh is the NFL’s Bane. That’s bad for the Rams. Lions by 14.

New England Patriots at Tennessee Titans
Cheaters never prosper. They just keep losing Super Bowls to the Giants.

Jacksonville Jaguars at Minnesota Vikings
The Mediocre Bowl. If this is on TV in your area, shoot your TV. Vikings by7.

Buffalo Bills at New York Jets
Tebow? Sanchez? Who cares – they both taste like sacks to Mario Williams. Bills by 14.

Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans
Do they barbeque Mahi Mahi in Texas? They do this week. Texans by 25.

Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals
A bird in my belly is better than two on the telly. Cardinals by 14.

San Francisco 49ers at Green Bay Packers
Green Bay can’t play defense, but San Francisco Rice-A-Roni can’t play offense. Plus, cheese tastes good. Pack by 20.

Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
I hate cats. Their only redeeming quality is their flavor. Panthers are cats. Bucs by 7.

Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens
Q: What hurt worse, the Ravens’ loss to the Pats in the championship game or the Pats’ loss in the Super Bowl?
A: Trick question. They both felt good.
Ravens by 10.

San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders
Two reasons the Chargers will suck this season: 1) Norv Turner, 2) see number 1. Raiders by 10.

steelax04 · 09-05-2012, 02:36 PM

Glad Tico is back!

***Bayz101*** · 09-05-2012, 02:40 PM

Tico's back!

Brett Cottrell · 09-05-2012, 02:40 PM

He's glad to be back. He's had a busy summer. Trees to pee on, squirrels to berate. You know, a dog's work is never done.

He also spent some time on a humanitarian mission to Cincinnati to help them learn how to spell Lombardi Trophy. Nothing came of it.

***Bayz101*** · 09-05-2012, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brett Cottrell

He's glad to be back. He's had a busy summer. Trees to pee on, squirrels to berate. You know, a dog's work is never done.

He also spent some time on a humanitarian mission to Cincinnati to help them learn how to spell Lombardi Trophy. Nothing came of it.

Hawaii 5-0 · 09-05-2012, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brett Cottrell

He also spent some time on a humanitarian mission to Cincinnati to help them learn how to spell Lombardi Trophy. Nothing came of it.

he probably declined to even go to Cleveland, after all what would be the point?

Buddha Bus · 09-05-2012, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawaii 5-0

he probably declined to even go to Cleveland, after all what would be the point?

He'd just end up getting locked up for a dog-on-dawg crime anyway for having to bitch-slap them.

Remember to tip your bartenders and waitresses.

And "welcome back", Tico!

***tony hipchest*** · 09-05-2012, 04:05 PM

alright tico! *head pats and belly rubs*

thanks for bringing him back on by. feel free to allow him to piss where ever he pleases, as we allow the same with Buddha Bus.

Buddha Bus · 09-05-2012, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tony hipchest

alright tico! *head pats and belly rubs*

thanks for bringing him back on by. feel free to allow him to piss where ever he pleases, as we allow the same with Buddha Bus.

I wouldn't care if I were allowed or not. The world is my toilet and the Piss Monkey rules it!.

El-Gonzo Jackson · 09-05-2012, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawaii 5-0

he probably declined to even go to Cleveland, after all what would be the point?

Its a good place to go crap in public and nobody would notice.

09-05-2012, 02:33 PM	#1
Brett Cottrell Draft Prospect Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 92 Member Number: 18842 Thanks: 8 Thanked 20 Times in 9 Posts	Tico the Steeler Dog's Week 1 Picks Tico the Steeler Dog's Blog Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos Video of Brett Kiesel working on the game plan this week..punching a horse. Revenge is delicious, like liver. Steelers by 14. (No horses were harmed making this blog. I tried though. Horses make me mad.) Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants Don’t hate Jerry Jones. Thank him for keeping the Cowboys out of the Super Bowl the last 15 years. Giants by 12. Indianapolis Colts at Chicago Bears Andrew Luck looks like a confused Ewok. Julius Peppers hates confused Ewoks. Bears by 20. Philadelphia Eagles at Cleveland Browns I shared a kennel at the Washington Area Rescue League with some of Mike Vick’s dogs. Browns by 456,222. Washington Redskins at New Orleans Saints RG3PO: “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.” Drew Brees: “I find you lack of faith disturbing.” Saints by 10. Saint Louis Rams at Detroit Lions Donkey Kong Suh is the NFL’s Bane. That’s bad for the Rams. Lions by 14. New England Patriots at Tennessee Titans Cheaters never prosper. They just keep losing Super Bowls to the Giants. Jacksonville Jaguars at Minnesota Vikings The Mediocre Bowl. If this is on TV in your area, shoot your TV. Vikings by7. Buffalo Bills at New York Jets Tebow? Sanchez? Who cares – they both taste like sacks to Mario Williams. Bills by 14. Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans Do they barbeque Mahi Mahi in Texas? They do this week. Texans by 25. Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals A bird in my belly is better than two on the telly. Cardinals by 14. San Francisco 49ers at Green Bay Packers Green Bay can’t play defense, but San Francisco Rice-A-Roni can’t play offense. Plus, cheese tastes good. Pack by 20. Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers I hate cats. Their only redeeming quality is their flavor. Panthers are cats. Bucs by 7. Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens Q: What hurt worse, the Ravens’ loss to the Pats in the championship game or the Pats’ loss in the Super Bowl? A: Trick question. They both felt good. Ravens by 10. San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders Two reasons the Chargers will suck this season: 1) Norv Turner, 2) see number 1. Raiders by 10.

09-05-2012, 02:36 PM	#2
steelax04 Assistant Coach HolmenKollen Ski Jump Champion! Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 1,036 Gender: Male Member Number: 12182 Thanks: 43 Thanked 38 Times in 29 Posts	Re: Tico the Steeler Dog's Week 1 Picks Glad Tico is back!

09-05-2012, 02:40 PM	#3
*Bayz101* Renegade Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Mansfield Posts: 5,501 Gender: Male Member Number: 18856 Thanks: 131 Thanked 330 Times in 214 Posts	Re: Tico the Steeler Dog's Week 1 Picks Tico's back! __________________ "Either you're playing dumb, or it's not an act". -Judge Judy www.facebook.com/surgemovement

09-05-2012, 02:40 PM	#4
Brett Cottrell Draft Prospect Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 92 Member Number: 18842 Thanks: 8 Thanked 20 Times in 9 Posts	Re: Tico the Steeler Dog's Week 1 Picks He's glad to be back. He's had a busy summer. Trees to pee on, squirrels to berate. You know, a dog's work is never done. He also spent some time on a humanitarian mission to Cincinnati to help them learn how to spell Lombardi Trophy. Nothing came of it.

09-05-2012, 04:05 PM	#8
*tony hipchest* IRONMAN a.k.a. Tony Stark Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Give me back my game... Posts: 34,340 Member Number: 658 Thanks: 184 Thanked 230 Times in 164 Posts	Re: Tico the Steeler Dog's Week 1 Picks alright tico! head pats and belly rubs thanks for bringing him back on by. feel free to allow him to piss where ever he pleases, as we allow the same with Buddha Bus. __________________

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