bengals theme song '06

[tony hipchest]

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why(why man)

Chorus:
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I could'a cheated and I could'a passed but I got high(uh uh la la da da)
I'm takin it next semester and I know why(why man) (hey hey)

chorus

(go to the next one, go to the next one, go to the next one)
I was gonna go to work but then I got high(ohh,ohh)
I just got a new promotion but I got high(la da da da da)
Now I'm selling dope and I know why(why man)

chorus

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high(no you wasn't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why(why man)(yeah eh eh)

chorus

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high(uh, i'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high(uh)
Now I'm a paraplegic( ha ha ha) and I know why(why man)

chorus

I was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say what say what?)
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (uh uh)
Now the tow truck is pullin away and I know why (why man)

chorus

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (im serious)
I was gonna eat your ***** too(ohhh) but then I got high
Now i'm jackin' off (ahh) and I know why(trying to shut off ha ha ha)

chorus

I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high say (what say what say what?)
Now I'm sleepin on the side walk and I know why (why man)
(yeah yeah)

chorus

Ima stop singing this song because I'm high(raise the ceiling... baby)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high(bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why(why man?) (yeah eh eh)

Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
la la da da da da la da da da shoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da la
get jiggy with it scubbydooby wa

[tony hipchest]

runner up from cypress hill

Hits from the Bong Lyrics



Well I'm an alley cat, some say a dirty rat,
on my side you see my gat, see I'm all of that.
Sendin' off buck shots for I'm gonna wetcha,
running hard, but I'm still coming to getcha.
Thinking like a peace smoke, comin on a homicide,
you talkin shit, try to take me for a ride.
I'm not a bad guy, but I'm the funky feel one,
finger on the trigger with my hands upon the steel.
Lettin' out a bullet, this is going boo-yaa,
you're stuck in my so hood, so what ya gonna do now?
Being the hunted one is no fun.
Here I come son, yo I think you better run
Better run more, and move a little faster,
second of thought and I'm coming to blast ya
With my

Chorus:

Sawed off shotgun, hand on the pump,
left hand on a forty, [puffin on a blunt]
Pumped my shotgun, [niggaz didn't jump]
Lala la la lala la laaaaa...

Comin at you like a stiff blow, ****in' up your program.
Ain't takin shit from you, him or no man.
Master mind maniac and a menace soooo,
how they want to pass sentence.
All because a nigga tried to play me on the trigger,
he missed, so now the nigga's pissed.
Rude and crude like a pitbull, get to the point
your ****in' car to get pulled, now,
I'm headed up the river with a boat and no paddle
and I'm handin' out beatdowns.
I'm headed up the river with a boat and no paddle
and I'm handin' out beatdowns [get your face down!]
Put me in chains, try to beat my brains
I can get out, but the grudge remains.
When I see ya punk ass, I'm gonna getcha
****ing do ya, shotgun go boo-yaa!

Chorus

Kickin' that funky Cypress Hill shit,
take a lot of mental for the blunted to chill with,
cuz I'm the chill one, known to get ill one,
they stepped to the Hill "What's up?", I had to kill one.
Now I'm headed up the river with a boat and no paddle
and they got me on lock down.
Headed up the river with a boat and no paddle
and they got me on lock down.
Hit me like a nigga who done lost his mind
cause I ain't goin out like a spineless jellyfish.
Some say life is a bitch,
ask that punk who dug his own ditch
out for the Hill ****in' up at a party.
Tried to get funny, put a hole in his body.
Lala la la lala la laaa
Look at all of those funeral cars,
cause I'ma

Chorus

[tony hipchest]

runner up #2 also from cypress hill:

I wanna get high



I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!

Well that's the funk elastic, the blunt I twist it
The slamafied, (buddafied) funk on your discus
Oh, what you messed with, you got to bare witness
Catch a ho and another ho Merry Christmas
Yes I smoke shit, straight off the roach clip
I roach it roll the blunt at once to approach it
Forward motion make you sway like the ocean
The herb is more than just a powerful potion
What's the commotion, yo I'm not joking around
People learning about, what they're smoking
My oven is on high, when I roast the quail
Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale
Exhale, now you felt the funk of the power
now feel the effects...

I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
yo hits from the bong
yo hits from the bong
yo hits from the bong
yo hits from the from the bong from the bong
yo hits from the bong
yo hits from the from the bong from the bong
yo hits from the from the bong from the bong

[SteelerzGirl]

[SteelersfaninPhilly]

[HburgXL06]

Three stories of my life...........

BuFu

[SteelCityMan786]

LMFAO!!!!!

[3 to be 4]

how about Harry Nilsonn's

You're breaking my heart
You're tearin it apart
so **** you

[tony hipchest]

Originally Posted by 3 to be 4

how about Harry Nilsonn's

You're breaking my heart
You're tearin it apart
so **** you

nice. or a bob dylan classic:

They'll stone you just like they said they would
They'll stone you when you're trying to go home
They'll stone you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

They'll stone you when you're walking on the street
They'll stone you when you're trying to keep your seat
They'll stone you when your walking one door
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

They'll stone you when you're at the breakfast table
They'll stone you when you are young and able
They'll stone you when you're trying to make a buck
They'll stone you and then they'll say good luck
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Well They'll stone you and say that it's the end
They'll stone you and then they'll come back again
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car
They'll stone you when you're playing you guitar
Yes But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
Alright

Well They'll stone you when you are all alone
They'll stone you when you are walking home
They'll stone you and then say they're all brave
They'll stone you when you're send down in your grave
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned the floor
They'll stone you when your walking to th

[3 to be 4]

Cocaine by Eric Clapton. the Stanley Wilson cover.