A Perfect Day (Adult)

Livinginthe past · 08-06-2006, 04:55 PM

Perfect Day For Her

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses

8:30 Weigh in 2 kgs less than yesterday

8:45 Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants ; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangiani bath oil.

10:00 Light workout at health club with sexy, funny personal trainer.

10:30 Facial, manicure, make-up application, shampoo, condition, blow wave.

12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor caf?

12:45 Catch sight of partners ex and notice she has gained 17 kgs.

1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit

3:00 Nap

4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist ; card is from a secret admirer

4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk ; says he rarely gets to work out on such a perfect body

5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe

7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, compliments received from other diners/dancers

10:00 Hot shower - alone.

10:50 Carried to bed, freshly ironed, crisp, white linen.

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.

11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

Perfect Day For Him

6:00 Alarm

6:01 Blowjob

6:30 Massive, satisfying shit whilst reading the sports section.

7:00 Breakfast - Steak and eggs, coffee and toast - all cooked by buxom wench who bends over alot showing her growler.

7:30 Limo arrives.

7:45 Several beers en route to the airport.

9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet.

9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blowjob en route).

9:45 Play front nine (2 under par).

11:45 Lunch - steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.

12.15 Blowjob

12:30 Play back nine (4 under par)

2.15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)

2:30 Fly to Bahamas

3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all female crew, all nude who bend over alot showing their growlers

4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) - on light tackle.

5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)

6:45 Shit, shower, and shave.

7:00 Watch news - Michael Jackosn assassinated.

7:30 Dinner - lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by icecream served on a big pair of tits.

9:00 Napolean brandy and Habanos cigars in front of a wall-sized TV as you watch the big game.

9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies.

11:00 Massage and jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and cleansing beer.

11:30 Night-cap blowjob

11:45 In bed alone.

11:50 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.

11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep.

NM

BlackNGold203 · 08-06-2006, 05:18 PM

SteelCityMan786 · 08-06-2006, 08:40 PM

Patssuck456 · 08-07-2006, 06:48 PM

Steeler in Carolina · 11-12-2007, 10:00 PM

I've never laughed so hard. I love it.

BOXCAR JOEY · 11-13-2007, 08:18 PM

hahaha thats how i would live out my days exactly!

TroysBadDawg · 11-15-2007, 04:30 PM

Oh crap I think I pissed myself laughing. that was funny

BIGBENFASTWILLIE · 11-15-2007, 08:16 PM

Thats why I had such a bad day today........This did not happen!

CT_Fan_Dan · 11-15-2007, 09:25 PM

6:45 Shit, shower, and shave

I only shave every other day. The rest is pretty accurate though.

08-06-2006, 04:55 PM	#1
Livinginthe past Living Legend Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Crushing the AFCE...annually Posts: 7,520 Member Number: 478 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A Perfect Day (Adult) Perfect Day For Her 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 2 kgs less than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants ; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner. 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangiani bath oil. 10:00 Light workout at health club with sexy, funny personal trainer. 10:30 Facial, manicure, make-up application, shampoo, condition, blow wave. 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor caf? 12:45 Catch sight of partners ex and notice she has gained 17 kgs. 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist ; card is from a secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk ; says he rarely gets to work out on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, compliments received from other diners/dancers 10:00 Hot shower - alone. 10:50 Carried to bed, freshly ironed, crisp, white linen. 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling. 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms Perfect Day For Him 6:00 Alarm 6:01 Blowjob 6:30 Massive, satisfying shit whilst reading the sports section. 7:00 Breakfast - Steak and eggs, coffee and toast - all cooked by buxom wench who bends over alot showing her growler. 7:30 Limo arrives. 7:45 Several beers en route to the airport. 9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet. 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blowjob en route). 9:45 Play front nine (2 under par). 11:45 Lunch - steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon. 12.15 Blowjob 12:30 Play back nine (4 under par) 2.15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons) 2:30 Fly to Bahamas 3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all female crew, all nude who bend over alot showing their growlers 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) - on light tackle. 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally) 6:45 Shit, shower, and shave. 7:00 Watch news - Michael Jackosn assassinated. 7:30 Dinner - lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by icecream served on a big pair of tits. 9:00 Napolean brandy and Habanos cigars in front of a wall-sized TV as you watch the big game. 9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies. 11:00 Massage and jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and cleansing beer. 11:30 Night-cap blowjob 11:45 In bed alone. 11:50 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep. NM

08-06-2006, 05:18 PM	#2
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08-06-2006, 08:40 PM	#3
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08-07-2006, 06:48 PM	#4
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11-12-2007, 10:00 PM	#5
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11-13-2007, 08:18 PM	#6
BOXCAR JOEY Bench Warmer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Metuchen, NJ Posts: 338 Gender: Male Member Number: 3729 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: A Perfect Day (Adult) hahaha thats how i would live out my days exactly! __________________ WIN OR LOSE.........I still bleed black and gold. Http://www.Myspace.com/Trappedinemerica

11-15-2007, 04:30 PM	#7
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11-15-2007, 08:16 PM	#8
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11-15-2007, 09:25 PM	#9
CT_Fan_Dan Water Boy Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: MIlford, Connecticut Posts: 6 Gender: Male Member Number: 7693 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: A Perfect Day (Adult) 6:45 Shit, shower, and shave I only shave every other day. The rest is pretty accurate though.

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