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Old 08-06-2006, 10:15 PM   #1
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Default Zoo Trip...

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with
straps.


He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit,

they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.


Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.


He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet
he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.

He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress.


The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.

He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by
puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the
gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the
dead. Then the
husband suggested that she let one of her

straps fall to show a little more skin.


She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.


"Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,"
he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started
doing
flips.


Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the
cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.


"Now. Tell HIM you have a headache."
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