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Old 08-10-2006, 07:36 PM   #1
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Default Old Man at the pond

An elderly man in East Texas had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so
he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple
and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to
the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he
said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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To funny! I pictured my Pappy the entire time and to hear the punch line, he was a perfect fit for this joke!
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LOL.....
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Old 08-11-2006, 10:49 AM   #4
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LMFAO!! Funny stuff!
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