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Old 11-05-2007, 03:27 PM   #1
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Default Bill & Sam

Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,
watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam
didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after
Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.

However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't
know where Bill lived. So, he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill. But one day,
Sam approached the park and lo and behold there sat Bill! Sam was very happy
to see him and told him so.

Then he said, For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you? Bill
replied that he'd been in jail. Jail, cried Sam, "What in the world for?" Well, Bill
said, you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I
sometimes go? Yeah, said Sam, I remember her. What about her? Well, about
month ago she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I was so proud
that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty' and the judge gave me 30 days for perjury.
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