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Old 06-18-2005, 10:57 AM   #1
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Talking Catholic Parrots, lol!

CATHOLIC PARROTS


A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing." "What do
they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're
hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"




That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he
thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have
a solution to your problem. I have two male talking
parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
Bible. Bring your parrots over to my house, and we'll
put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My
parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
and your parrots are sure to stop saying . .. that
phrase . . in no time." After a few minutes, Thank
you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
solution."




The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his
two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary
beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and
placed her parrots in with them. The female parrots
cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want
to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked,
one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers
have been answered.
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Old 06-18-2005, 11:37 AM   #2
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