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Old 10-21-2013, 12:42 PM   #1
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Default How Are You Weird And/Or An Asshole?

I very much enjoy saying (or typing) pretty messed up stuff just to get a reaction out of people. Last night, I was discussing with my wife how we like to watch different types of movies. She said that she thinks that I have problems because I like to watch horror films and am not easily upset by graphic violence. I then asked the following:

"Are you afraid that you're going to find my people suit?"
"See? That's what I'm talking about. Who says that?"
"....you'll never find it"

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Ask her to make some Fava beans.
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I have a lot of similar stories, I'll add more as I remember (or most likely right after they happen). All others are highly encouraged to share their own stories.
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I have a lot of similar stories, I'll add more as I remember (or most likely right after they happen)

I've taken steps to water down my inner Marine, at the request of the wife.

Not easy to do and I do believe in tough love, but she's the nurturing type so we treat people a little differently. I tell them what they need to hear and she tells them what they want to hear.

I get called an asshole sometimes. I don't think she ever has been. lol
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I get called an asshole sometimes. I don't think she ever has been. lol
It's typically the opposite for me and mine. Most of the weird/asshole things I say are in the form of jokes.
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It's typically the opposite for me and mine. Most of the weird/asshole things I say are in the form of jokes.
Yea, that's where we differ. People tend to laugh when I tell jokes.
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Last Halloween and this one we've been taking our daughter (11) to a bunch of haunted houses and stuff (she loves them) and take great pleasure in making sure the actors know her name (sometimes they'll ask us beforehand quietly, if not I just make sure to name drop and that does the trick). Once that happens it spreads and you know she's going to get followed or cornered. Last year 3 actors cornered her and made her sing "I'm a little tea pot" before they let her go. Hubby and I just stood there cackling. We're awful.
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I went to this Jets game, and a Pats girl started a fight with me, so I cold-cocked her.
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I don't know... that question is better served to all my loyal subjects at steelersfever.

I like to troll posters and then I ban them.

Oh, and I voted for Obama for shits & giggles and just to piss off republicans.
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I like to dress like a bum so people won't try to talk to me when I go out anywhere.
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