The Bartender

Lyn · 08-23-2006, 12:15 PM

A woman went up to one of the neighborhood bars in Pitdburgh.
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer
to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied "
Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's
lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth & allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered," There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.

BlackNGold203 · 08-23-2006, 12:31 PM

LMAO....

floodcitygirl · 08-23-2006, 01:27 PM

Good one once again, Lyn!!! Not the ending I was expecting!

And BTW, ewwww!

lamberts-lost-tooth · 08-23-2006, 01:30 PM

excellent

08-23-2006, 12:15 PM	#1
Lyn Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,774 Member Number: 304 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The Bartender A woman went up to one of the neighborhood bars in Pitdburgh. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied " Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth & allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered," There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.

08-23-2006, 12:31 PM	#2
BlackNGold203 Team President Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Butler, PA Posts: 2,193 Gender: Male Member Number: 1217 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Bartender LMAO.... __________________

08-23-2006, 01:27 PM	#3
floodcitygirl Team Owner Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 2,751 Member Number: 1784 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Bartender Good one once again, Lyn!!! Not the ending I was expecting! And BTW, ewwww! __________________ Thanks to MeanJoe for surprising me with my new sig.

08-23-2006, 01:30 PM	#4
lamberts-lost-tooth Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 10,829 Gender: Male Member Number: 2363 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Bartender excellent

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