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Old 07-02-2013, 11:14 PM   #1
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Default Lawyer Sues Priests Who Failed to Exorcise Farting Demons From Home

It's now official. I'm leaving Judaism and converting to Romanian Orthodox; they have the coolest demons.

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A Romanian lawyer is suing his local Orthodox bishop and four priests claiming they failed to properly exorcise 'flatulent' demons that were forcing him out of his home...

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it's probably his dog. i used to have a chow/shepherd mix and i swear he would intentionally wait till he got close to you and tear one off then leave ....stinkin bastard...
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Does he have teenage boys?
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I am not a demon.
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that makes me wanna walk into a church after eating chili and refried beans. exorcise this!!
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