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Old 07-08-2013, 07:47 PM   #1
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HOW TO EXPOSE A MORON ON AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD

Step 1: Find an article related to Ben Roethlisberger.

Step 2: Search the comments section for comments similar to this:

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Roethlisberger can do everything except score points. The Steeler offense is consistently in the bottom 10 in points scored. It used to be OK because the Steeler defense could carry Roethlisberger on its back to five or six 13-9 wins every year but last year with Roethlisberger throwing so many game ending pick 7s and pick 3s that is no longer possible.

The Steelers defense was #1 in the entire NFL and Roethlisberger could not even get them into the playoffs. The year before he got way outplayed by Tim Tebow to go one and done.

Roethlisberger will be lucky to get three more playoff wins much less Super Bowl wins.
Step 3: Offer a well-reasoned, factual rebuttal.

Step 4: Wait for a reply similar to this:

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Opposing defenses stack 15 men in the box and DARE Roethlisberger to win with his arm. He can't. Last season Roethlisberger could not get a single win when the Steeler defense gave up over 17 points. The Steelers win or lose with their defense. Roethlisberger is just along for the ride at best. You are aware that Roethlisberger could not get a win in a HOME game of playoff like win or go home importance when the Steeler defense only gave up 6 points to the Bengals? That sucks right? No? That's "good?" Really? Roethlisberger is a bottom 10 quarterback. To compare him to Rodgers is what is not credible.
Step 5: Post a link to the article so others can have fun at his expense.

Have fun, everybody, and thank me later!
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Old 07-08-2013, 07:51 PM   #2
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i came into this thread afraid that maybe I'd been found out.
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i came into this thread afraid that maybe I'd been found out.
Do you believe that Ben Roethlisberger is a bottom-10 QB in the NFL? If the answer is 'no,' then you're safe...for now.
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Old 07-08-2013, 08:06 PM   #4
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Do you believe that Ben Roethlisberger is a bottom-10 QB in the NFL? If the answer is 'no,' then you're safe...for now.
well, i guess I'll just have to live in fear for now.

i run into people on the street who have some steelers gear on or something so I start talking to them about that Steelers. Now i'm not the most knowledgeable fan, nor am I the most technical analyzer of the game, but I am amazed at how little some people know and then just fill in blank spots with some made up crap that they think sounds great.
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Do you believe that Ben Roethlisberger is a bottom-10 QB in the NFL? If the answer is 'no,' then you're safe...for now.
yes! pittsburgh sucks! browns for life!!!!!
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well, i guess I'll just have to live in fear for now.

i run into people on the street who have some steelers gear on or something so I start talking to them about that Steelers. Now i'm not the most knowledgeable fan, nor am I the most technical analyzer of the game, but I am amazed at how little some people know and then just fill in blank spots with some made up crap that they think sounds great.
Rest assured, Cliff Klavin types abound in Steeler Nation as well.....
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Rest assured, Cliff Klavin types abound in Steeler Nation as well.....
It's a little-known fact that Nate Washington invented the peanut.
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Old 07-08-2013, 08:30 PM   #8
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BB is actually a shaved circus bear
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It's a little-known fact that Nate Washington invented the peanut.
And Dewayne Washington was our nation's first president.
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